Saturday, February 25, 2023

Language as an Object, But Make It Themeless


 


As many of you know, I'm a linguist. As many of you also know, I also live in my own head. It's noisy up here.

Before my spiel, I've included the image of what I'm lovingly calling The Language Sphincter so you can see how these different levels of linguistic analysis interact with one another, which will be relevant later on. The inner circles are the smallest units of analysis (at the sound level), and radiate outward to the largest units (at the capital D Discourse level). As you can see, none of these levels of analysis are entirely separate - they all inform and influence one another while still being discrete. For the sake of puzzles, I'm conflating orthography and phonemics, which is...close enough, A for effort, spiel for a different time.

With that being said, I've been thinking a lot recently about "crosswordese". Like, what actually is it? It's obviously not a language or a dialect (and really, where do we even draw the line between those? spiel for a different time) in the literal sense, like the "-ese" morpheme would imply. I do think we can all agree that it's something along the lines of "a set of words that we don't come across all the time, BUT are used frequently in crosswords precisely because their orthographic/phonemic patterns make them easy to slot into puzzles". But I've also come to the conclusion that "crosswordese" a very particular kind of objectification of language. (As a side note, I think any sort of classification is necessarily a project of objectification and creating markedness/difference, but, y'know, spiel for another time). I also want to say here that I mean objectification in the literal sense of "equating to/turning something into an object".

A crossword grid deals with language in a way that's almost counterintuitive to natural language in conversation or even writing. This marked material difference is even obvious in the way we capitalize fill -  say, CATS (i.e., fill) versus cats (i.e. non-fill). It reminds me a bit of the mention vs. use distinction, which is a distinction between metalanguage (i.e., talk about talk) and non-metalanguage (i.e., talk itself), respectively. Grids' "mentioning" of a word reckon with words almost solely in an orthographic/phonemic manner and almost never in a semantic one. Ultimately, so long as you've learned to detect your English vowel and consonant patterns, you can fill out a grid relatively effectively, even without any semantic cues (e.g. a downs-only solve that fills the entire grid). 

To me, sometimes, gridding (or even solving!) feels like not getting the full effect of language - engaging with a word on an orthographic/phonemic level is fundamentally not the same as engaging with it on a semantic/pragmatic level, as evidenced by The Language Sphincter. It would be obscene to say spelling a word is exactly the same as knowing what it means. I find that putting a word in a grid objectifies the word in a way - it treats the word simply as a pattern of letters, devoid of meaning-making context. Filling out a grid strips the word of its semantic/pragmatic meaning, removes it from any real context and chain of signification, and conflates the signifier with the signified. So what's the end result of that? It collapses, in a way, into a linguistic object whose sole purpose is to be an object. Grids and gridding necessarily turn words into trinket-like things that we, as solvers/constructors, tinker with until the puzzle is solved/created. To me, grids feel like kitschy junk drawers, in a way. (As a trinket lover, I mean this lovingly.)

Sometimes, this junk-drawer-ification is harmless as with words like EEL, EFT, or GNU. But what happens when words that denote culturally-specific rites/objects/people are rendered to trinkets, particularly with curt clues like "Arab leader" or "Japanese sash"? "Plains people"? What are we, as constructors, saying when we put these in grids at an orthogrpahic level and don't take the effort to flesh out the clues to provide culturally-sensitive context at a semantic level? What are we, as solvers, saying when we throw these into puzzles without fully reading the curt clues or understanding these words in a larger, cultural context? What are we actually doing when we recognize the orthotactics of a word and refuse to engage much further? My other issue here is also that the definition of "crosswordese" deals with word (in)frequency - so whose imagined vocabulary are we actually talking about here? I pose these largely as points of reflection, but I do think so much of "crosswordese" boils down to "language trivialization where white Standard English is the assumed metric". With this in mind, words like EMIR, OBI, and OTOE do not deserve to be treated solely as lexical objects that prop up the other fill in the grid.

My point is an epistemic one as much as I feel it's an ethical one: I'm personally becoming less and less concerned with "fairness" in my (blog) puzzles. So much of "fairness" in crosswords hinges on solvers being able to deduce the words in a grid based on their orthotactic patterns and rendering them as lexical objects. While this is a highly impressive skill, it doesn't engage solvers in the way I would personally like to engage people who solve my puzzles. I want you to interact. I (not that I am a Cultural Arbiter of Cultural Arbiters) don't mind if a word you've never heard is "road bump" in your solve - in this age of information, it is a learning opportunity. You can reveal the letter or the word, and you can look it up during your solve. In fact, you have my blessing to do so! The mindset of looking things up being "cheating" feels ridiculous - any kind of assumption that we all know everything all the time is not only unrealistic, but keeps us from being active, curious, cultural participants. Knowledge is a collaborative project, and I believe in your ability!

(P.S. - I'm also in no way saying I've been perfect about all of this either! However, writing this all out has really helped me get my thoughts together, which means I can be more thoughtful about all of this moving forward.)

xoxo,

schmeaty


P.P.S. - someone (I forget who!) posted about how fun it is to make a quick little diagonal grid like this. They were right! If you remember the tweet/who it was, please let me know so I can credit them.


P.P.S. - Update - it was Brooke!


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Friday, December 30, 2022

ONE LAST PUZZLE for 2022 (themeless, obvs)

 


Hello! I'm not going to lie to you - 2022 has been fucked up. There were tons of bright spots but I still feel weird and I hope 2023 is better for all of us. 


Anyway, this puzzle was sitting in AmuseLabs because I didn't want to look at the grid in CrossFire anymore so I chucked it over there and forgot about it. Until now, muddafuckas!!!! No test solve because I am punishing you all with my hubris instead. Okay love you, bye!


xoxo,

schmeaty pie



KINDA SPOILER-Y THINGS:

15A

34A

42A

54A

2D

5D

9D

11D

36D


fullscreen | no .puz, sorry buds!


Monday, December 19, 2022

They Theme on My Less Til I ???

@beankalinka on Instagram



Hi again! I am so tired. I am a husk. I am a shell of a husk. 


But enough about me! 


...Just kidding. More about me! I'm SO excited to announce that I'm on Lil AVCX's constructor roster for 2023! Isn't that wild? Lil ole me? In your inbox? We love to see it. If you haven't already, you should subscribe. Like now. Like right now. We also have some lovely friends of the blog on the roster too, including Dob Oblino and Lila Goldenberg. But truly, this is a stacked roster and I'm thrilled to be in such talented company.


The puzzle below was my submission puzzle, which I really enjoy and I hope you do too. Bone apple teeth!


xoxo,

schhhhhmeaty


KINDA SPOILER-Y THINGS:

13A

15A

24A

3D

4D

18D


fullscreen | puz

Tuesday, December 6, 2022

I'M BACK, BABY!

Me at my job being so deeply smart.

Hi!!! Hiiiiiiiiii!! It turns out that having an intellectually rewarding job also drains you of all your creative energy. I'm very grateful for my job and enjoy it, but I also really do miss making crosswords for all you beautiful freaks.

There's a good chance this puzzle is a little bit rough around the edges - I didn't bother having it test solved because it's late and I'm a raccoon and I didn't want to bother anyone. However, if you can't solve it easily, I'm going to make it a You Problem, dear solver. 


Just kidding, it's everyone's problem now.


(also, the correct clue for 18A is not reflected in the .puz file because CrossFire loves to censor me, a genius. Please refer to the clue for 18A in the grid below, because it is the correct one.)

xoxo,

schmeaty pie


KINDA SPOILER-Y STUFF:

1A

5A

14A

1D

2D

4D

6D


fullscreen | .puz


Tuesday, September 20, 2022

Wots All Dis Den Themeless

 

Look at my beautiful husband, Spaceghost


hi!! I don't have much to say, for once. however, I did promise that I would post some high-octane music for y'all to listen to when you solve, and this track has been on repeat basically non-stop since I heard it. This track is NSFW, and as always, so is the puzzle. Not test solved because only dog can judge me. Also the title genuinely has nothing to do with the puzzle - it's just 2:38 in the morning and Twitter won't stop forcefeeding me news about some dead colonizer. Fuck her and her corgis. A different world is possible.

xoxo,
schmeaty


KINDA SPOILER-Y STUFF:
 




Tuesday, September 6, 2022

HAPPY ONE YEAR TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 


Truly, where the fuck do I begin?

Actually, I know where. Firstly, I want to thank you all for your support over the last year. I fully did not expect to turn into like, a full-fledged crossword constructor, but here we are! Here I am! The love you've all given my work, and in turn me, over the last year has been overwhelming - I mean that in a good way. It makes me happycry when I think about it for more than five seconds. 2022 has been a bit grueling for me - I was diagnosed with a kind of bizarre disease and while it's fortunately not fatal and my symptoms are pretty mild, it's been truly unmooring in a lot of ways. I basically woke up in a new body in the middle of a pandemic - talk about an identity crisis. Anyway, I say this all to say that making puzzles has been a godsend for me in terms of reorienting myself in the world. I had a moment where I was like "hey, I still have my voice and I'm still me and I still have my sense of humor!" and I threw all of that into Crossfire to make whatever the hell I make. I just hope you all know that I am deeply appreciative of your appreciation of me and my antics, and that I love y'all dearly. Thank you.

Secondly, I want to apologize for not actually having a puzzle ready for my puzzle-versary. Sorry if this whole post is a tease, but I want you to know I TRIED! I really did! My day job, which unfortunately requires me to think thoughts (ugh can you believe), has turned my brain into lukewarm jelly and I just can't come up with like, really, totally earth-shattering and Pulitzer-worthy things like [It's a shoe in] for AFOOT at the moment. If I'm going to serve you dumb bullshit, I need to make sure it's piping hot. My promise to you is that anything on this blog is so deeply stupid it'll make you wish that endosymbiosis (arguably one of the hornier theories of evolution) never happened and that humans never developed the capacity for language. I believe in the power of creating abominations.


xoxo luv ya,
schmeaty

Thursday, July 14, 2022

Themeless #69 (jk)


 Hey cuties! Miss me? 'cause I missed y'all!

I honestly don't know what the fuck this puzzle is (other than pretty NSFW), but it's been sitting and rotting in CrossFire and I figured I would finish cluing it up while I was kinda loopy off some antihistamines. So, just...keep that in mind.

I've also decided I'm going to post ridiculous music for y'all to solve my puzzles to so I can put you into the frenetic headspace that I want you in when you solve these - I'm curating an experience. With that being said, I secretly have a huge soft spot for gabber and hardstyle, so that's what you're getting. It might be what you get from now on, who knows.

This wasn't test solved, can you tell? (Don't answer that.)


xoxo,

meat

(PS - it's been brought to my attention that the puz file for this just crashes AcrossLite, which is fucking funny and also a testament to my power. I have no idea how to troubleshoot that, but check out this crossword scraper!)


SPOILER-Y THINGS:

14A

32A

43A

3D

40D


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Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Kitty Corner w/ alexandra ladee

 

This is like, one of three cat pictures I had on my phone. Enjoy.

*record scratch* *puts microphone too close to mouth* it's a LADEE MEATDADDY PRODUCTION!!!!

Brooke reached out to me to collab on a themeless, so OBVIOUSLY we had to put our huge brains together and make a fun lil 11x for y'all. With Brooke's eye for fill/cluing angles that'll stump the hell out of you and still give you a satisfying solve, and my penchant for squeezing as much zany shit into a grid as I can, this puzzle very quickly escalated into this fun labor of love you see below. The clues we workshopped the most are the silliest ones, and it was truly to just turn it all up to 11.

Brooke says: "i am extremely grateful to meatdaddy for being down to collaborate. this puzzle came together over the course of a week -- but the amount of tangents we went on while gridding and cluing feels like much, much more than a week's worth of "content." i've very much admired meatdaddy's craft & cluing since they started sharing puzzles with the world and it was an honor/joy to be a part of creating this chaotic and beautiful xword!"


Enjoy!

xoxo, meat



SPOILER-Y THINGS:
1D (what, did you think we'd lie to you?)

Monday, May 9, 2022

Oh, Another Themeless?

 


The snail in my ear told me to make this themeless and told me not to get it test solved. And who am I to say no to a (presumably) omniscient gastropod, y'know?

SPOILER-Y THINGS:

41A

29D

(CW on both these links for discussion of linguistic racism) 49D,  Mike Mena's explanation of 49D


fullscreen | .puz

Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Themeless #?????

(Gary Jules' "Mad World" plays softly in the background.)

All I want to do is make batshit crosswords. I'm ramping up, I think, so here, have this. (PS: I already know some of the fill is tricky but hopefully the fun fill makes up for it.)

Thank you to the LEGENDARY crossword maker and co-parent to our single brain cell crosstina aquafina for the test solve!

SPOILER-Y THINGS:

13A

48A (nsfw)

1D

4D

5D

34D


fullscreen | .puz | .pdf

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

REAL SMOOTH

Me forcing myself to clue this fucking 11x.

Hi all! I'm back with a kinda-maybe-themeless. This grid was withering away on my desktop for months so I decided to just finish the damn thing. I hope you enjoy! Thank you to THEE kateschmate for the test solve!

Also: I wanted to take the time to thank y'all for all the incredibly kind feedback on the Tabula Rasa project (and in particular the shoutouts on Daily Crossword LinksBewilderingly, and Fill Me In). This project truly was a labor of love, and I'm so happy and humbled to hear that it resonated with you all.

Some more xwords links below:

  • These Puzzles Fund Abortions Too - Pretty self-explanatory! Get a gorgeous puzzle pack in exhange for donations that help ensure safe abortions for those who need them. Healthcare is a human right!
  • Liquidation - A fun linguistics collab I did with Will Nediger!

xoxo,
meat

fullscreen | .puz | .pdf