Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Shenan Again

Well, we've done it folks. Alex Boisvert and I have shenan'd again, and the proof is in the solver below.

I'd like to thank Alex for his saint-like patience; he pitched this idea to me well over a year ago and we finally got around to making this puzzle. I asked him if he had anything he wanted to put in the blog post, and he said "I can't get this out of my head when I see our title, so this, I guess".

Thanks to Skald and Kelsey for the test solves!


how many times can one shenan,
xoxo meat


Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Mind-Body Problem

Hello! I've revamped my blog and have made it purposely hideous. Please be aware that the last layout was accidentally hideous. I hope it still hurts to look at, but less than before.

This puzzle was made with my new Substack post about touch in the 2000s in mind. I've been finally feeling a bit creative again and figured it would be cool to release a puzzle in conjunction with my semi-academic work. I hope you enjoy both and that neither of them influence your opinion on how neurotic I may or may not be. Thank you to Mr. Joe Adultman for the test solve!


Substack, please let me embed my puzzle!!!!!!!!!!!


i'm tired,

xoxo meat


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SPOILERS:

title

19A

23A

27A

1D

10D

18D

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

To the Pseudogoths (content warning: corny as hell)

In a friend's basemeent in 2006? 2007? 2008?


I turn 32 today - which means I'm basically 40, which means I'm basically 50, and it has me feeling kind of fucked up but also nostalgic. Growing up as a weird kid meant that society's expectations for my future always felt like threats: a heternormative nuclear family complete with a genetically abhorrent golden doodle, and a dumb desk job where I answer to a man less competent than me. I knew in my heart that those things were simply not in the cards for me. So I spent a lot of time carving out a niche for myself in the world, even as a young kid, and it seems to have paid off. I am forever indebted to the younger versions of myself who had the nerve (and frankly the energy) to find the longest, most winding road and to follow that path wherever it takes me. One thing about me is I'll take the hard road if the easy one puts me somewhere I'm not supposed to be.

I feel I'm generally too old to be talking about my middle school experience, but I'll make an exception here. I remember a brief hallway conversation with my history teacher about the subcultural networks that existed in our school and my inaccurate label as "goth kid". Even at the time I knew I didn't listen to enough Skinny Puppy to be an actual goth, but in the context of a Long Island suburb, sure, whatever, it worked. I wasn't gunna correct a bunch of middle schoolers so they could more effectively bully me, but I definitely felt more punk-aligned: I wore a safety pin in my ear that my grandmother absolutely fucking hated (which made me keep it in longer 👼), stained the shit out of the bathtub with whatever Manic Panic colors I had decided to mix together that month, threw on an oversized t-shirt that read "NEVERMIND THE SEX PISTOLS" on a near-weekly basis, and was quickly becoming a fixture in a New York City DIY music scene. One of my binders had a big Ramones logo that I had printed out and slipped behind its plastic covering, which only got me cool points with the older teachers at my school and literally seriously no one else at all. My history teacher quipped that me and my friends were all actually just pseudogoths, which was funny at the time and is still funny nearly two decades later.


to the aging pseudogoths of the world, whoever and wherever they may be,
meat xoxo


SPOILERS:
47A (actual confection from my 16th birthday, it was very funny to go into our local grocery store and request this)
2D (nsfw)


Monday, May 18, 2026

Another themeless


Self-explanatory. Enjoy!


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SPOILERS

10A

13A

25A

32A

2D

9D

35D

Thursday, May 14, 2026

Fruit Basket

Hi! It's been a very long time. I am largely unwell, as is everyone else, even though I deeply wish this wasn't the case for any of us. I'm starting off this way because it generally feels like an important thing to actively acknowledge in a world that wants to sweep everything under the rug in the name of maintaining "normalcy" and, in turn, "productivity". I believe we'll all get through it one way or another because I believe in persistence and resistance, but it felt silly to "return" in a way and not address the giant stinky elephant taking a massive shit in the room. This is my first solo blog puzzle since 2023, and the world is, in countless ways, a much different place.

I was laid off in December (need a linguist? want a puzzle? hit me up!) and have been slowly regaining some of the creative energy that tech sucked out of me. I've been trying to make more themed puzzles (and more puzzles in general), and this one popped into my head about a week ago and I wanted to give it a whirl. I also still want as much """""pop culture""""" in these as possible because art and media are reflections of the times we live in. If puzzles are meant to be cultural artifacts, then they should also contain information about art and media.


all my love,

meaty xoxo


ps - as all academics eventually do, I started a Substack. Planning on writing more once my life slows down a bit!


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SPOILERS:

1A

14A

24A

27A

31A - "carmen et error"

43A

10D

18D

26D

Tuesday, October 8, 2024

I'm back! Kinda!

 hiiiiiii everyone! I've been feeling my creative juices coming back just a little bit, so don't get too excited, but I wanted to post this puzzle that I made back in July of this year for the second edition of Bridges, which is a zine put together by the Brooklyn Public Library's Justice Initiatives team, in conjunction with lovely friend of the show Kate Chin Park. These zines are distributed to incarcerated people throughout New York City and State, and it's been such an honor to contribute. The media that's accessible to incarcerated people is heavily monitored and there's even legislation about what kinds of media are/aren't available to incarcerated people. The Marshall Project provides a list of banned books in prisons by state, and I encourage you to take a look for whatever state you live in. Here is some legislation on of the kinds of media banned in New York State prisons and jails.

This is all to say - this puzzle zine is a necessary labor of love in a world that accepts imprisonment as an ethical thing to do to anyone, I'm glad it exists, and I'm hoping that there will be more editions of this zine in the future.

xoxo, meat

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

You Could Have It All, My Empire of Squirt

This image isn't relevant to the puzzle really, but is an encapsulation of 2024.

Hi all! It has been a very long time since I've posted on here, but puzzles have kind of fallen to the backburner of my life because things have just been so hectic, both personally and globally. 

As such, Alex, aka Mr. Crossword Nexus, and I have been working on this puzzle for a very long time, but life continued to happen (and our first draft had a typo in it...which is par for the course when making acrostics at this point) and we finally got around to finishing this. I cannot tell you how long I had the tab with this quote in it just rotting in my Chrome window until I was like "Alex...do you want to enable this?" and he kindly agreed to once again enable me.

I asked Alex if he had anything he wanted me to put in this blog post, and he responded with this:


Additionally, many thanks to Dan of expert-speedsolving-and-owning-orange-cats fame for the test solve and for pointing out the inevitable acrostic typo.


xoxo,
meat


Monday, November 13, 2023

Seeing Red (ft. Alex Boisvert)

@my_little_gnocchi on Instagram. Bulldog behavior.

Hello!! I'm back with a collab with the puzzle wizard himself, Alex Boisvert. This cute lil' THEMED!! puzzle was originally submitted at [redacted] but honestly, I'm happier it's here because we did what we wanted to do with it.


Upon asking Alex if he had a little blurb he'd like to write up, he said, and I quote, "everyone is better off if i don't do one of these". Additionally, I asked Alex if he had any links he wanted me to post, and he sent me this. Thanks for the malware!


And, of course, a shoutout to Babka/Paprika/Dan for the test solve!


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Saturday, September 23, 2023

HELLO?????


My partner visited home and took my beloved Cheeto Puff Tiger with them. They were obviously taken care of.

Hi all! I feel bad for being MIA for a bit - work (and life, frankly) has been grinding my bones to dust, and doing research for a living means I don't always have the brainspace to do all the creative things I want to. I'm hoping to get back to doing more of the things I love very soon. I also unfortunately missed my second blogaversary, so consider this as my blogaversary puzzle. Love and miss you all, and go do something nice for yourself.


xoxo, schmeat



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Thursday, June 1, 2023

I'M 29!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hi! It's my 29th birthday! Can you believe I'm older than ever before?














Okay, thanks!


xoxo, meat


KINDA SPOILER-Y THINGS:

21A

27A

48A

22D

34D (please read this it's fucking insane)


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Sunday, April 9, 2023

huh???? whuh????

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Editor's note: The above text will eventually be Garfield ASCII art. Please be patient with me - I will learn how the internet works.

PS - I know there are some bad dupes in this puzzle. However, as a Gemini, I encourage you all to leave some room for duality in your life.

xoxo,
schmeat


KINDA SPOILER-Y THINGS:

9A
16A
26A
28A
1D
8D
9D
22D
44D